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notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

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hobovampire:

veronox:

hungarian:

testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats

dont do this

you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

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maxhole:

vinebox:

relationship goals

why she laugh like yhat

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Text Post Fri, Jul. 25, 2014 2,289 notes

bratsquad:

I just want someone I can do the stupid little things with like run with me to the grocery store or do laundry with or catch me staring at you across the room when we are at party doing our own thing but sneaking off for awhile together or to hold me on my bad days or explore the city on days we have nothing else to do god damnit

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pleatedjeans:

via

Omg no

pleatedjeans:

via

Omg no

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Text Post Fri, Jul. 25, 2014 352,133 notes

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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Text Post Fri, Jul. 25, 2014 337,430 notes

mysecretstrength:

I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

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Text Post Fri, Jul. 25, 2014 164,454 notes

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

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thatfunnyblog:

u rich as fuck go buy a boat or somethin

thatfunnyblog:

u rich as fuck go buy a boat or somethin

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softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

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