GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke
Your love life’s DOA!
It’s like your always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….
I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour
I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before
I’ll be there for you!
Cause’ you’re there for me too….
“Men are like steel, when they lose their temper, they lose their worth.”
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HOLY SHIT I DID NOT EXPECT THAT OMFGGG
I CAN HEAR NOISES FROM THIS GIF
HER LAUGH AND THE SOUND OF HER FACE GETTING SLAMMED INTO THE PLATE OK THIS MADE MY NIGHT